domingo, 15 de fevereiro de 2009

Todo mundo é de todo mundo e ninguém é de ninguém!

Já conseguiu ligar a frase com a data comemorativa mais famosa do Brasil? Sim! O assunto de hoje é carnaval.
Vamos falar da nossa grande tradição. Da nossa marca. Ah como todos amam o carnaval! Data onde todo mundo é de todo mundo e ninguém é de ninguém. Onde não existe moral, índole ou nada dessas besteiras. (/ironia) Você não bebe? Não fuma? Não se droga? Não beija o primeiro que vê na frente? Aaaahh... Mas é carnaval! Tudo pode no carnaval!
É pessoal, é isso que a maioria dos brasileiros pensa. E a coisa chega a ser tão explicita que vira até tema de propaganda de cerveja. Sim, estou falando de uma propaganda atual de cerveja que me deixou em frente à televisão abismada. Não achei o link na internet, mas faço questão de gravar se for preciso e postar aqui. Em resumo ela mostrava em uma 'dinâmica' filmagem tudo que eu falei ironicamente no primeiro parágrafo. Eu já sou totalmente contra propagandas de cerveja por só relacionar: praia/mulher semi-nua/vagabundagem. Mas essa foi de mais!
Carnaval virou sinônimo de putaria. E isso é fato. A coisa é tão clara que até o governo sabe, e mostra isso com a grande massa de campanhas. É só chegar perto da data, que começa... Propagandas falando sobre preservativos, sobre motoristas alcoolizados e por aí vai... O que eu não entendo é: O que adianta tudo isso, quando se coloca no horário nobre uma propaganda falando que toda essa putaria é legal? O que será que é mais levado em conta para a grande massa do povo brasileiro? Uma propaganda 'chata', séria falando sobre preservativos e motoristas alcoolizados ou uma falando sobre toda a delícia do carnaval mostrando lindas praias, mulheres e homens com corpos atléticos se beijando e bebendo a famosa 'geladinha' ? Esse conceito vai sendo implantado na cabeça do brasileiro como algo 'legal', e não como algo errado. E assim todo ano em meados do dia 24 de fevereiro a baderna é formada. Tirando as grandes cidades que tem os blocos de carnaval o resto se resumi em: Festas com aquela 'pegação' geral e totalmente irresponsável, inúmeros jovens e adultos bêbados caídos pelos cantos, brigas, acidentes de transito, coma alcoólico. E depois de tudo isso, uma semana passa e ninguém mais lembra de nada. Ah como os brasileiros amam o carnaval!
por: Bela

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Bela,
já estava com saudade dos teus textos ;D
Bom, acho que esse vai virar um tema único em todos os blogs nos próximos dias....Vou só esperar para ver quantos são a favor e quantos são contra toda essa "pegação"...(Eu sou contra =D)
Realmente não sei o que acontece com os brasileiros nessa época do ano. Perdem toda a moral que defendem durante os outros 11 meses do ano.
Não consigo enxergar a graça de tudo isso! Um monte de gente pulando, com o único objetivo de fazer tudo o que não teria coragem de fazer em outra época do ano...


Depois falo algo mais sobre o assunto pq o comentário já tá ficando muito grande xD

Um Beijo!
Vítor

@Taylguedes disse...

Bela...
Uma verdade...Brasileiro infelizmente so ve no carnaval isso: putaria.
Foi se o tempo onde o carnaval tinha festinhas de rua onde todos iam para se divertir de forma consciente, sem bebida....foi se o tempo!
Eu passo o meu carnaval num encontro de jovens espiritas ;) , vale muuuuuuuito mais a pena !
aah sim o selo é " manifesto jovens que pensam", é a sua cara!

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uau! Bem direta você o.o'
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Marton Olympio disse...

Olha só Bela, desculpe mas serei uma voz destoante neste raciocínio seu.
Vamos lá.
Este carnaval de pegação, de clubinho, etc, reflete uma realidade de zona sul de muitas capitais do Brasil.
Quando digo Zona Sul, é local mais abastado e tal.
Hoje no Rio o carnaval movimenta uma industria bacana, gera empregos e recupera um pouco a tradição com os Blocos de Rua.
O que acontece é que não podemos generalizar e esquecer as rodas de samba que se forma em cada esquina, o feijão nas ecolas de samba, oi churrasco na laje e a tradição oral que passa muitos dos melhores sambas de pai pra filho apenas pelo tocar, pelo cantar, pelo festejar.
Ah! Antes que pense ao contrário eu não curo carnaval. Nao mesmo.
No meu blog, meu primeiro post é sobre um carnaval antcarnaval,,,
se quiser me dar o praze da leitura passa lá:

http://martonolympio.blogspot.com/2008/10/primeira-vez-ningum-esquece.html

é isso.

E acho que ajuventude tem que ser bem mais que uma propagnda de refrigerantes...
Discordando é que a gente se entende :)

beijos se for de beijos
abraços se for de abraços

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Bom, eu concordo com vc em partes. Eu acho que essa tradição é em poucas cidades como Rio, Salvador, (eu até escrevi que essas eram exceções), mas na grande maioria do país carnaval virou baderna. Eu não quis de forma alguma generalizar. Eu realmente deveria ter me explicado melhor. Tanto é que apesar (em minha opinião) de existirem coisas mais importantes para se investir do que escolas de samba, todas as pessoas que estão envolvidas com suas escolas dão a vida por isso. E isso sim eu valorizo. Mas para a juventude em geral, infelizmente carnaval é isso. Mas gostei do seu comentário, pois não gosto só de comentários que concordem, também curto discutir idéias diferentes!
Um beijo e vou passar no seu blog!

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Pois é belinha.
A prova de que não existe isso de "juventude em geral" é seu blog e suas idéias.
Acredite em mim que você é maioria, pois tem muita gente que apesar de ser jovem já trabalha, corre atrás e quer passar suas idéias adiante.
Mas muitos tb não tem poder aquisitivo para isso, e nem mesmo, para curtir carnaval.

Prefiro "parte da juventude".
É menos radical.

Chatinho eu, né?

bjs!

Bela disse...

okay parte da juventude é melhor, afinal eu e o pessoal da blogosfera tentamos mostar que nem toda a juventude está perdida!
Um abraço!

Julia Wartha disse...

Por essas e outras que eu odeio o carnaval ^^
Parabéns àqueles que sabem aproveitar sem fazer essas bobagens!

Bom o texto Bela ;)

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